Monday, February 18, 2008

College Park, MD - Showcase Theatre...Skip this place and head to Baltimore

COLLEGE PARK, MD - SHOWCASE THEATRE

11223 Old Baltimore Pike
Beltsville, Maryland 20705
(301) 931-2540

Only place in the DC-MD-VA area (not including Baltimore, you can get anything in Baltimore) where you can receive a lap dance!

This is your average grimey strip club. This place is not exactly in a good area, but they do offer something that no other strip club in the DC Metro area offers. That is 'full grind' dances.

This is a membership club, so they say. Don't expect any class from this place. It reminds me of the scene of a good old fashion snuff film. You pay $5 to become a member, and then you pay:

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday: $15.00 with membership
Thursday, Friday, Saturday: $18.00 with membership

This was the club I would visit as a teenager in high school because they used to be BYOB. Now, due to Maryland law, no alchohol can be consumed in the establishment. On the upside, they are now an all-nude club, everyday!

They have a descent selection of girls, usually have about 10 girls working on a weekend shift. They are a bit on the 'ghetto' side. Not exactly the type of place you would want to bring your girlfriend. They have no dress code and you sit on old ass chairs. Everytime I used to visit, I noticed a lot of latino males that didn't speak any english. You also get your fair share of college students (University of Maryland is 2 miles away).

Lapdances run $20 for 'top on' and $30 for 'topless'. The dances are not private. They take you into a little cut out on the side of the club where everyone can watch you. It's pretty weird! You can get a dance in a back room, for $60 (one song). It is not worth it! Take my word for it.

Again this is not a classy joint, and it sucks that you can't drink. I would recommend taking a drive to Baltimore where you can work up a nice drunk and get lap dances.

Atlantic City, NJ - Base Exposures... What a night!!

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ - BARE EXPOSURES

2303 Pacific Ave
Atlantic City, NJ 08401
(609) 449-0999

Easily the best club to visit in Atlantic City!

This club offers every type of girl you could imagine. Atleast 40 girls working on a Saturday night. This club is BYOB with a beer store/bar next door and you can bring coolers. Security requires visiters to check cell phones for $4 and coats are $2. They also require a $20 cover charge, which isn't that bad once you figure the money you save on buying drinks.

The girls are top notch (compared to other AC clubs). Dances are $30 and completely nude. Normal rules apply, so don't expect anything extra. A friend got douped into a $200 Champagne room visit (hes such an amature), and was extremely unhappy with his time. They do run specials at times offering 30 minute dances for $100.

If you are going for a birthday or special occasion, I recommend paying for the onstage dance. We payed $60 to have the ugliest girl possible beat the shit out of him with a belt. She tore his boxers, kicked him in the balls, and beat him bad (we have a sick sence of humor). All in good fun.

First time we visited the club we had the pleasure of watching two amature girls (maybe 18) get up on stage and dance. They got ass naked and ended up giving a buddy of mine a 20 minute lap dance for free!

This didn't seem like a 'ghetto' club. Everytime I have visited, I've never felt out of place. Lots of young and older men all thier for a good time. A few random girls will visit the club. I've only seen young girls thier, around the age of 18-21.

The only downside is the shortage of seats. But still enough room to have fun and get drunk.

Good Luck and enjoy! I definitly recommend checking this place out. Bring singles, the girls deserve the tips.